Sensitivity Enthusiast Mugs

"Oh yes - I'm very sensitive...I even cried at my own birth...!"

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Aromatherapy for Men

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

The Sensitive Dude.

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"It's not icky - it's tactile."

Overpowering perfume

"Great Perfume!"

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

"Of course, we can't pay you. But just think of all the exposure you'll be getting!"

Sensitivity Reader

'Treat me easy this morning.'

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

'No one is making fun of you. You're just being overly sensitive.'

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

Box of Tissues

"Your problem, Trevor, is that you're very thin skinned."

"Mm, you smell terrif- ... no, wait. That's me."

'Oh Darling, I just love the smell of your new aftershave...'

"I don't have a budget at this time, but I can offer you some really great social-media exposure."

"Sometimes, you have to stop and smell the roses, as well as the other flowers, and the bushes, and the trees, and the sidewalk, and the fire hydrant, and the trash on the side of the road..."

"We may go vegan in the cafeteria."