Sensitivity Advocate Mugs

"We may go vegan in the cafeteria."

"No one is completely abominable."

'Treat me easy this morning.'

"Can I help you!!"

"Just don't call me a jackass."

"Garden variety allergies."

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

The Sensitive Dude.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

Sewer Rats

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

Box of Tissues

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

"Your problem, Trevor, is that you're very thin skinned."

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

"Thank you for the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Mrs Williams, but I'm allergic to peanuts, gluten, and I'm pre-diabetic."

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"

'Oliver's a very sensitive singer-songwriter.'

'Rick and I have decided to be more sensitive.'

Psychiatrist catches patient's depression.

'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.'

"This was supposed to be 'Gluten-Free Comedy Night.' Which means no wheat jokes."

"But do you feel invisible?"

"My parents said they'd disown me if I ever took drugs...personally, I think it's the alcohol talking."