Sensitivity Awareness Supporter Mugs

"Your problem, Trevor, is that you're very thin skinned."

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

The Sensitive Dude.

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

'Treat me easy this morning.'

Lost Man, brown hair, white cane.

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

"I'm not good at confrontation, so unscramble this phrase in your head for a surprise message."

"We may go vegan in the cafeteria."

"We don't use the word 'crazy' in this office, Mr. Channing. Everywhere else, sure, but not here."

"Thank you for the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Mrs Williams, but I'm allergic to peanuts, gluten, and I'm pre-diabetic."

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

Pirate toilet.

Psychiatrist catches patient's depression.

Oven Ready: May Contain Traces of Unicorn

"I always get anxious in large groups."

One-eyed golfer with matching eye-patch.

"No one is completely abominable."

"This was supposed to be 'Gluten-Free Comedy Night.' Which means no wheat jokes."

"I'm allergic to wool. . !"

'Now's not a good time. I'll never rest in peace because I have anxiety!'

"Someday we'll look back at this as the golden age of childhood obesity."

'Perhaps, Madam would care to see our low calorie menu?'

'I used to be called a sensitive man... now I'm just called a gay man.'

"She thinks she's so great cause she has real celiac disease."

Deaf people wear big black earmuffs.