Sensitivity Sympathizer Mugs

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

The Sensitive Dude.

'Geoffrey's Tourette's is acting up.'

"Let me take that for you."

"My sensitivity trainer says I have to say 'good morning.'"

'Treat me easy this morning.'

Sensitivity Reader

'No one is making fun of you. You're just being overly sensitive.'

"Your problem, Trevor, is that you're very thin skinned."

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

Box of Tissues

"We may go vegan in the cafeteria."

'Oliver's a very sensitive singer-songwriter.'

"No one is completely abominable."

'Rick and I have decided to be more sensitive.'

Psychiatrist catches patient's depression.

"It's father, doctor, he's creaking badly."

You're better than my last sensitivity training instructor, but uglier. Training session.

'Perhaps, Madam would care to see our low calorie menu?'

"Look, honey! All your lost eye glasses have mysteriously migrated to this drawer, and now they're plotting their next escape."

'I used to be called a sensitive man... now I'm just called a gay man.'

'And that concludes our sensitivity training, any questions? Yes? That fat, big-nosed gentleman in the back?'

"Bummer. I've never heard of a pixie who's allergic to his own dust."

"Not to be a stick in the mud, but I find 'Torch and Pitch Fork Day' kind of offensive."

"Well, they always say it's the thought that counts!"

"Oh, my husband is physically very strong alright, but he's emotionally fragile: he falls apart if you hurt his feelings..."

"Honesty amongst colleagues is vital in our work...of course one has to balance the need for honesty with a requirement to consider the feelings and vulnerabilities of people we work with."

"Oh yes - I'm very sensitive...I even cried at my own birth...!"

"It's not surprising I'm gluten intolerant. I'm intolerant of pretty much everything."

Then again, maybe I'll just let the humans handle this one.

"Can I help you!!"