Syndrome Sympathizer Mugs

'Geoffrey's Tourette's is acting up.'

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

"Lighten up, pal, it's only a spider!"

"It's father, doctor, he's creaking badly."

"Do you have any reading material that doesn't mock the sedentary life?"

'I'm happy to say that both parties agree on the issue. It's got bi-partisan non-support.'

Cartoon showing a man wrapped in a web, stuck to a wall. His wife is saying: "What have I told you about antagonising the house spider?"

"Apparently they come into houses to find a mate."

GP motto 'If in doubt call it a syndrome'

'Stay calm... It's probably more frightened of you than you are of it.'

"Brian says in 1976 we just got on with it."

"Look, honey! All your lost eye glasses have mysteriously migrated to this drawer, and now they're plotting their next escape."

Right v. Wrong Side of the Bed

"She's famous in here for having 5 conditions, 3 syndromes, and a decease named after her."

"I've got a punture in the back wheel." "Just raise the saddle up."

'For goodness sake, do it properly! Use your EYES! It's all about the EYES!!'

'There it is again...that mysterious feeling that we're clipped from a newspaper and hung on someone's refrigerator.'

"Woooooo... big strong man afraid of a little spider?"

'And then the jury decided that I was ready for a long term relationship with the penal code system.'

"...and how long have you had this feeling that women hate you?"

"Wrap it up, sir. Schadenfreude visiting hours are almost over."

"What do you mean I hurt his feelings?! He's a robot! He doesn't have any feelings!"

"I'm here to save you...for later!"

"Well, they always say it's the thought that counts!"

"Nevermind how fast I was going – you made me spill my cereal!!"