Isolation Sympathizer Mugs

"I just never realised how sad our neighbours were until this lock down!"

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

'Geoffrey's Tourette's is acting up.'

"I'm fine going all zoom."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"Beware of dog"

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

Mind Island

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

Man entering shed with beer: ?OK Son ? tell your Mum I?ve gone on a mission to Mars and I could be some time! ?

COVID-19 dime

Your library book is overdue.

Life in Lockdown: Working from Home (The Video Zoom Call)

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.

'Kick it to me! Kick it to me!'

'Starbucks! Starbucks!...'

Desert Isle CCTV

"Have you been tested?"

'Nobody understands my job title.'

"There's no privacy anymore."

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

Goalkeeper on a desert island.

"So help me, Henderson, if you sing 'Row Row Row Your Boat' one more time..."

"I recommend self-isolation."