Allergy Sympathizer Mugs

"Bummer. I've never heard of a pixie who's allergic to his own dust."

"Garden variety allergies."

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"I can't have anything that's a food."

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

Protecting Nature

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

The Inverted Nose: Genetic engineering's answer to the sniffles.

'I'm so relieved Doc: It would have been a tragedy if he had had a peanut allergy...'

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'

"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."

'Are you sure you are not allergic to seafood.'

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"

'Look - there's the first swallow of summer.'

'I have allergies, so before I can eat you, I need to know if you contain traces of nuts...'

'Achoo! I can't believe I'm allergic to sand. I bet this doesn't end well...'