Allergy Sympathizer Prints

"Bummer. I've never heard of a pixie who's allergic to his own dust."

"Garden variety allergies."

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"I can't have anything that's a food."

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

Protecting Nature

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

'I'm so relieved Doc: It would have been a tragedy if he had had a peanut allergy...'

The Inverted Nose: Genetic engineering's answer to the sniffles.

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'

'Unfortunately, Mr.Beckons, your son Dean is very allergic to grass. . .'

"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."

'I have allergies, so before I can eat you, I need to know if you contain traces of nuts...'

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"

Frank and Ernest's tips for travelers. When traveling makes you congested ... call rheum service. Sniff.

"Thank you for the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Mrs Williams, but I'm allergic to peanuts, gluten, and I'm pre-diabetic."