Allergy Appreciator Mugs

'I'm allergic to sand.'

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"Garden variety allergies."

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"Pencil eraser."

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

Teenage Shakespeare

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

'Well, this is a first- you seem to be allergic to distilled water.'

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

"Thank you for the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Mrs Williams, but I'm allergic to peanuts, gluten, and I'm pre-diabetic."

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"

"These won't cure your allergy, but they'll send it a message."

Asthma cats

The Scream take its temperature

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

"This was supposed to be 'Gluten-Free Comedy Night.' Which means no wheat jokes."

'Strawberries give me the hives. How about an apple?'

'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.'

House of parliament - May contain nuts.

"I'm allergic to wool. . !"