Allergy Appreciator T-Shirts

'I'm allergic to sand.'

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"Garden variety allergies."

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"Pencil eraser."

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

Teenage Shakespeare

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

"The surgery went well. You'll be issued a 'Contains No Nuts' card upon discharge."

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

'Well, this is a first- you seem to be allergic to distilled water.'

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"These won't cure your allergy, but they'll send it a message."

The Scream take its temperature

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

"Thank you for the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Mrs Williams, but I'm allergic to peanuts, gluten, and I'm pre-diabetic."

Asthma cats

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"

House of parliament - May contain nuts.

"This was supposed to be 'Gluten-Free Comedy Night.' Which means no wheat jokes."

'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.'

The Ribbon, Nemesis Of Crime....

'Strawberries give me the hives. How about an apple?'

"I'm allergic to wool. . !"