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"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

The Book Lover

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Final words on gravestones.

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Big business is not evil

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

Leonard Nimoy

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

'Abstract Expressionism? No, my son's bedroom!'

Painting the Sistine Chapel. 1508. 1509. 1510. 1511. 1512. It looks great, Michelangelo, but there's one thing I don't understand. Why didn't you just paint it in the regular way and then mount it on the ceiling?

"This won't work, Josh. I'm bottled water. You're tap."

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

"I just love your use of lying"

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

'To be totally honest, our ship of matrimony is taking on water.'

Barristers playing a joke

Fly Mimes.

Mary McCarthy.

I think this is the episode of "Leave It to Beaver" where Wally and Eddie chain Lumpy's car to a tree. Couldn

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

Child found in the Street is Brought into Shelter at a Ragged School

Michelangelo's David

"With Mindfulness, one may learn to sit through all distractions."

"I was just kidding when I said that thing they sit on is a giant chew toy. I hope you can act cute, because you're in big trouble."

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

"Hi! - We hear that this is a 'nation of immigrants,' right?"

Antiques, Furniture Stripping, Stripping.

"Please help me get these squirrels out of my pants. This isn't a pickup line. I really need assistance."

Stage Hand