Antics Appreciator Gifts

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

The Book Lover

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Final words on gravestones.

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Big business is not evil

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

'To be totally honest, our ship of matrimony is taking on water.'

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

"I just love your use of lying"

"This won't work, Josh. I'm bottled water. You're tap."

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

'Abstract Expressionism? No, my son's bedroom!'

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

Fly Mimes.

Child found in the Street is Brought into Shelter at a Ragged School

Michelangelo's David

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

"I was just kidding when I said that thing they sit on is a giant chew toy. I hope you can act cute, because you're in big trouble."

Barristers playing a joke

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

"Hi! - We hear that this is a 'nation of immigrants,' right?"

Antiques, Furniture Stripping, Stripping.

Stage Hand

"Please help me get these squirrels out of my pants. This isn't a pickup line. I really need assistance."