Sound Sensitive Pillows

An advertisement in an apartment window reads 'Drum Kit For Sale' - the sign in the neighbours window reads 'Thank God!'.

'I'm not one to complain George, but your wind chimes are driving me and Trisha up the wall.'

"You know that summer's arrived when you can hear four different radio stations from your own lawn."

At the rock concert...

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Noise Pollution

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

The Music Lover.

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'

"Jordan takes his wife's wind chimes – he shoots!"

"What the?! They're installing a wind-chime in our tree! I can't stand the things: we have to move!"

'I don't need to exercise to lose weight. The odor in this locker room suppressed all my appetite.'

"Have you decided what household object you're hiding under this July 4th?"

'Sure, it's nice of the farmer to leave us to graze freely in the mountains, but this darn bell is driving me crazy...'

Egg farm for sale: 'All that clucking and cackling is driving the owner nuts!'

"Don't mind Bill. He's got misophonia."

"I look forward to coming here for great tasting coffee. Every morning. . . but you are talking so loud I can't even smell it!"

Ear Plugs for Aliens.

Noisy Neighbours

"Attention, everyone! I have a very important Zoom meeting in a few minutes so I need this city to be completely quiet."

Man Blowing Trumpet into Drum

silence please

'I'd like to return him. He's too noisy.'

"Don't you find the ringing of one's mobile phone most annoyingly irritating, Terence, my good fellow?"

In Case of Emergency' a music teacher looks at a big set of earplugs.

A noisy drill annoys a statue.

"This can't be good news."

"I downloaded your band's new album. It's actually not bad at all."

'Noise abatement society' demonstration.

'I'm not stressed by the belated and crowded subway. I'm stressed by all the stupid mobile conversations I was forced to listen to!'

"Stop that noise! I'm on the phone!"