Sound-sensitive Sweetheart Pillows

'Carol, get your protective headphones on'

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Musical notes bubble gum.

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Noise Pollution

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'

"Jordan takes his wife's wind chimes – he shoots!"

"I love you in theory."

Man dislikes noise of one man band, but goes home to his loud babies, pc and stereo.

"Have you decided what household object you're hiding under this July 4th?"

An advertisement in an apartment window reads 'Drum Kit For Sale' - the sign in the neighbours window reads 'Thank God!'.

Ear Plugs for Aliens.

Egg farm for sale: 'All that clucking and cackling is driving the owner nuts!'

"You know that summer's arrived when you can hear four different radio stations from your own lawn."

"I look forward to coming here for great tasting coffee. Every morning. . . but you are talking so loud I can't even smell it!"

Ringing bell

'Sure, it's nice of the farmer to leave us to graze freely in the mountains, but this darn bell is driving me crazy...'

My friend really wants to meet you. He Googled your operating system and thinks you two are compatible, a perfect match. He's looking for a partner to grow into obsolescence with. Oops --- he's not powered up. Go ahead, buddy! You're on.

"Don't mind Bill. He's got misophonia."

"The ambient nature sounds are making me too sleepy to hunt."

'I though I'd developed tinnitus, then I remembered we still have a landline.'

"Attention, everyone! I have a very important Zoom meeting in a few minutes so I need this city to be completely quiet."

Noisy Neighbours

'I'd like to return him. He's too noisy.'

A noisy drill annoys a statue.

'Noise abatement society' demonstration.

"Stop that noise! I'm on the phone!"

Dog startled by string breaking on a guitar

"Yes! It's my wind chimes catalog! They're having a huge sale!"

'Okay, I'll be your Valentine, but don't get any funny ideas.'