Noise-sensitive Buddy Pillows

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Music for car stereos

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'

"Jordan takes his wife's wind chimes – he shoots!"

"What the?! They're installing a wind-chime in our tree! I can't stand the things: we have to move!"

"I was going to go to the other slop trough, but the music's always too loud."

'Peace is at hand! - I just signed the Bagpipe Limitation Treaty!'

"I'm going to do some gardening.Have you seen my ear protectors?"

"Poor baby! You can come out now... all that nasty banging has stopped!"

Has Your Cat Always Had Such a Loud Purr...?

'No wonder I never have time to do anything else. I'm a one woman news team.'

The room for adults who like to complain about children making noise at church

You are what you collect.

"Have you decided what household object you're hiding under this July 4th?"

An advertisement in an apartment window reads 'Drum Kit For Sale' - the sign in the neighbours window reads 'Thank God!'.

"God...I hate elevator music."

"Don't mind Bill. He's got misophonia."

"You know that summer's arrived when you can hear four different radio stations from your own lawn."

Ear Plugs for Aliens.

"I look forward to coming here for great tasting coffee. Every morning. . . but you are talking so loud I can't even smell it!"

'Carol, get your protective headphones on'

Egg farm for sale: 'All that clucking and cackling is driving the owner nuts!'

'Sure, it's nice of the farmer to leave us to graze freely in the mountains, but this darn bell is driving me crazy...'

Open Top Car Stereo volume control, 'irritate', 'annoy', 'enrage'

'Why don't you use a leaf blower? It annoys the hell out of people.'

Angry man shoots at musical notes from guitar player.

"Attention, everyone! I have a very important Zoom meeting in a few minutes so I need this city to be completely quiet."

Noisy Neighbours

'Selma never had a lesson in her life. She picked up all that noise on her own.'