Noise-aware Friends Pillows

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

Music for car stereos

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

'I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting.'

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

"Jordan takes his wife's wind chimes – he shoots!"

Turn that noise down !

"What the?! They're installing a wind-chime in our tree! I can't stand the things: we have to move!"

The partners demonstrated their enthusiasm for open plan.

You are what you collect.

The unmistakable face of a man who lives beneath a Tuba enthusiast.

"Guess what I learned in band class today?"

'Stop that racket!'

Has Your Cat Always Had Such a Loud Purr...?

"Have you decided what household object you're hiding under this July 4th?"

"God...I hate elevator music."

"I look forward to coming here for great tasting coffee. Every morning. . . but you are talking so loud I can't even smell it!"

'Do you have to make that slurping sound when you eat?!'

"It's the bloke upstairs. Can you stop snoring, he's trying to have a party."

Hank's Tap Dancing School

Egg farm for sale: 'All that clucking and cackling is driving the owner nuts!'