Noise-aware Friends T-Shirts

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

Music for car stereos

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

'I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting.'

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

'It's the people downstairs again.'

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'

Turn that noise down !

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

"Jordan takes his wife's wind chimes – he shoots!"

"What the?! They're installing a wind-chime in our tree! I can't stand the things: we have to move!"

The partners demonstrated their enthusiasm for open plan.

The room for adults who like to complain about children making noise at church

'Stop that racket!'

The unmistakable face of a man who lives beneath a Tuba enthusiast.

"Guess what I learned in band class today?"

You are what you collect.

Has Your Cat Always Had Such a Loud Purr...?

"Have you decided what household object you're hiding under this July 4th?"

"God...I hate elevator music."

"It's the bloke upstairs. Can you stop snoring, he's trying to have a party."

"I look forward to coming here for great tasting coffee. Every morning. . . but you are talking so loud I can't even smell it!"

I didn't think I would, but I miss being booed.

Hank's Tap Dancing School

Ear Plugs for Aliens.