Noise Awareness T-Shirts

Plane annoys penthouse apartment.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'The gray sedan on the left. Its car alarm ruined my nap!'

Turn that noise down !

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

At the rock concert...

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Cat and Broom

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

'I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting.'

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

"Jordan takes his wife's wind chimes – he shoots!"

"What the?! They're installing a wind-chime in our tree! I can't stand the things: we have to move!"

"I find that incessant barking eases the pain."

'Whoever said practice makes perfect never had kids with drum sets.'

Nature Magnified

Echo Hills - Please bear with us while we lower the decibel level.

'Sure, it's nice of the farmer to leave us to graze freely in the mountains, but this darn bell is driving me crazy...'

Mass Piano Instruction in Communal Home

"I hate to say this, but I miss the days when all he did was stare at his phone."

Ear Plugs for Aliens.

Egg farm for sale: 'All that clucking and cackling is driving the owner nuts!'

Bird protecting ears from the bell tower

Travelling alarm clock for the modern urbanite

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

'They'll be talking about that for years!'

Bulldozer reshapes hill that produces echoes.

Sound Apartment