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"Don't you find the ringing of one's mobile phone most annoyingly irritating, Terence, my good fellow?"

'I'm not stressed by the belated and crowded subway. I'm stressed by all the stupid mobile conversations I was forced to listen to!'

At the rock concert...

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

'Treat me easy this morning.'

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'

"Jordan takes his wife's wind chimes – he shoots!"

Turn that noise down !

"What the?! They're installing a wind-chime in our tree! I can't stand the things: we have to move!"

"We may go vegan in the cafeteria."

The room for adults who like to complain about children making noise at church

"Have you decided what household object you're hiding under this July 4th?"

Egg farm for sale: 'All that clucking and cackling is driving the owner nuts!'

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

Ear Plugs for Aliens.

"No one is completely abominable."

'Sure, it's nice of the farmer to leave us to graze freely in the mountains, but this darn bell is driving me crazy...'

"I look forward to coming here for great tasting coffee. Every morning. . . but you are talking so loud I can't even smell it!"

Bird protecting ears from the bell tower

Plane annoys penthouse apartment.

'How can a person meditate with that racket going on?'

"There's a huge crowd of people on the lawn demanding that you stop snoring!"

Noisy Neighbours

"Hold on, let me put you on megaphone."

Noise pollution

'The gray sedan on the left. Its car alarm ruined my nap!'

"Blimey! Those floorboards are squeaky..."

"Can I help you!!"

"Not everyone wants to listen to your audio-book."

Devil banging on cloud with broom to shut up angels