Noise Pollution Awareness T-Shirts

'I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Humans...What is their purpose?

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

At the rock concert...

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Hoodie Hang-out

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

"That's an everblue."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Aliens and Environmentalists

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Cat and Broom

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

'Is it me, Fiona, or the hole in the ozone?'

"What the hell happened to this town?"

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

Ozone layer claims another victim.

Trees growing from factory chimneys.

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

Waiting for the end of the acid-rain delay at the ballpark in the year 2258...

Who Was That Greta Girl Again?