Sound Sensitive Souls Pillows

'Noise abatement society' demonstration.

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Noise Pollution

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

The Sensitive Dude.

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'

"Jordan takes his wife's wind chimes – he shoots!"

"Did I miss something?"

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

'Be sure to eat every bite — the chef is a very sensitive guy.'

An advertisement in an apartment window reads 'Drum Kit For Sale' - the sign in the neighbours window reads 'Thank God!'.

Ringing bell

"You know that summer's arrived when you can hear four different radio stations from your own lawn."

Egg farm for sale: 'All that clucking and cackling is driving the owner nuts!'

Suddenly Fluffy heard a strange, enchanting sound...Could this be the Call of the Wild?

"Don't mind Bill. He's got misophonia."

'...he's got more sense than money.'

Ear Plugs for Aliens.

'Sure, it's nice of the farmer to leave us to graze freely in the mountains, but this darn bell is driving me crazy...'

"The ambient nature sounds are making me too sleepy to hunt."

'I though I'd developed tinnitus, then I remembered we still have a landline.'

'I hope you'll dump me... I want to start writing poetry.'

'I wish you'd stop recounting boyhood stories with the phrase, 'Back when I was your height'.'

Noisy Neighbours

Don't you just love the sound of recycled water on the roof?

"Attention, everyone! I have a very important Zoom meeting in a few minutes so I need this city to be completely quiet."