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'Noise abatement society' demonstration.

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Noise Pollution

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

The Sensitive Dude.

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'

"Did I miss something?"

'Be sure to eat every bite — the chef is a very sensitive guy.'

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

"Jordan takes his wife's wind chimes – he shoots!"

An advertisement in an apartment window reads 'Drum Kit For Sale' - the sign in the neighbours window reads 'Thank God!'.

Ear Plugs for Aliens.

'...he's got more sense than money.'

Ringing bell

Egg farm for sale: 'All that clucking and cackling is driving the owner nuts!'

'Carol, get your protective headphones on'

"You know that summer's arrived when you can hear four different radio stations from your own lawn."

"Don't mind Bill. He's got misophonia."

'Sure, it's nice of the farmer to leave us to graze freely in the mountains, but this darn bell is driving me crazy...'

Suddenly Fluffy heard a strange, enchanting sound...Could this be the Call of the Wild?

"The ambient nature sounds are making me too sleepy to hunt."

'I though I'd developed tinnitus, then I remembered we still have a landline.'

'I wish you'd stop recounting boyhood stories with the phrase, 'Back when I was your height'.'

"Attention, everyone! I have a very important Zoom meeting in a few minutes so I need this city to be completely quiet."

Noisy Neighbours

Don't you just love the sound of recycled water on the roof?