Noise-sensitive Soul T-Shirts

'I'd like to return him. He's too noisy.'

A noisy drill annoys a statue.

"Attention, everyone! I have a very important Zoom meeting in a few minutes so I need this city to be completely quiet."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

The Sensitive Dude.

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

Music for car stereos

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'

'Be sure to eat every bite — the chef is a very sensitive guy.'

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

Turn that noise down !

"Did I miss something?"

"Jordan takes his wife's wind chimes – he shoots!"

"What the?! They're installing a wind-chime in our tree! I can't stand the things: we have to move!"

Has Your Cat Always Had Such a Loud Purr...?

You are what you collect.

"Have you decided what household object you're hiding under this July 4th?"

An advertisement in an apartment window reads 'Drum Kit For Sale' - the sign in the neighbours window reads 'Thank God!'.

"God...I hate elevator music."

"I look forward to coming here for great tasting coffee. Every morning. . . but you are talking so loud I can't even smell it!"

"Don't mind Bill. He's got misophonia."