Sound Sensitivity Champion Pillows

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

Noise Pollution

'Treat me easy this morning.'

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

'No one is making fun of you. You're just being overly sensitive.'

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'

"Jordan takes his wife's wind chimes – he shoots!"

"What the?! They're installing a wind-chime in our tree! I can't stand the things: we have to move!"

"We may go vegan in the cafeteria."

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

An advertisement in an apartment window reads 'Drum Kit For Sale' - the sign in the neighbours window reads 'Thank God!'.

"No one is completely abominable."

Ear Plugs for Aliens.

Egg farm for sale: 'All that clucking and cackling is driving the owner nuts!'

"You know that summer's arrived when you can hear four different radio stations from your own lawn."

'Sure, it's nice of the farmer to leave us to graze freely in the mountains, but this darn bell is driving me crazy...'

"Don't mind Bill. He's got misophonia."

'Why don't you use a leaf blower? It annoys the hell out of people.'

'I used to be called a sensitive man... now I'm just called a gay man.'

"There's a huge crowd of people on the lawn demanding that you stop snoring!"

"Don't you find the ringing of one's mobile phone most annoyingly irritating, Terence, my good fellow?"

'Noise abatement society' demonstration.

Wrapper Crinkling Area

'I'm not stressed by the belated and crowded subway. I'm stressed by all the stupid mobile conversations I was forced to listen to!'

Dog startled by string breaking on a guitar

"Stop that noise! I'm on the phone!"

"Oh yes - I'm very sensitive...I even cried at my own birth...!"

"Can I help you!!"

'Don't be silly - how can I be disturbing your precious stamp collection?'

"Just don't call me a jackass."

'I'm not one to complain George, but your wind chimes are driving me and Trisha up the wall.'