Sound Sensitivity Scout Gifts

Noise Pollution

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Music downloads

"Check out this new store."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"The subwoofers really help."

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

Band Practice

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

A rare look at the real source of guitar sound.

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."

'No one is making fun of you. You're just being overly sensitive.'

George Frederic Handel tries to write lyrics for his 'Royal Music For Fireworks.'

Unsound

Mother of teenage boy vacuuming up music.

"This new phone is totally cool. The only thing it needs a ringer that plays a song more annoying than anyone else."

Box of Tissues

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

'I must warn you that bagpipes sound exactly the same when you've finished learning as when you start. . .'

A dog in a room jumps in fright from the sound of a guitar string suddenly breaking.

"You definately have a musical ear"

"We interrupt ocean sounds for the following pledge drive..."

Fear of Public Speaking

I've found it! It was in the bread box! You've found the lost cellphone! SMASH! CRASH BOP! SMASH! Today's feature is offered as a catharsis for anyone who has ever lost a cellphone and been forced to listen to its low-battery beep from some undiscovered place. SMASH. Final beep (Death).

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab