Sound Sensitivity Observer Gifts

Dog startled by string breaking on a guitar

The only man who can see.

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

Noise Pollution

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

The Sensitive Dude.

"Of course I attend the meetings but I'm more of a lurker,"

Chess on TV

John Kerry making a speak: 'What'd he say?'

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

"I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting."

"Jordan takes his wife's wind chimes – he shoots!"

'It's quiet... Too quiet.'

"I think I'm going to fall! Will one of you please make a note of the sound in case anyone every asks?"

"If the next one is any louder than that, I'm out of here."

Hello- I'm a Wreck.

Buzz buzz. Beekeeper. Beep beep. Key beeper.

It was a tough case. Plenty of witnesses, but no one was talking.

Introvert Career Faire.

An advertisement in an apartment window reads 'Drum Kit For Sale' - the sign in the neighbours window reads 'Thank God!'.

"Don't mind Bill. He's got misophonia."

"You know that summer's arrived when you can hear four different radio stations from your own lawn."

'Carol, get your protective headphones on'

'Are you giving me the silent treatment? I can't tell.'

'In this empty room, he barks in high definition.'

"I never had time to raise a family. Mind if I watch?"

'When, exactly, did background noise become foreground noise?'

"Don't you find the ringing of one's mobile phone most annoyingly irritating, Terence, my good fellow?"

"You won't believe it. I have that stupid song stuck in my head again."

"I told you not to Yodel!"

'I said they're playing our song!'

"No, I refuse to guess."