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Noise Pollution

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Music downloads

"Check out this new store."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"The subwoofers really help."

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

Band Practice

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."

A rare look at the real source of guitar sound.

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

'No one is making fun of you. You're just being overly sensitive.'

George Frederic Handel tries to write lyrics for his 'Royal Music For Fireworks.'

Unsound

"This new phone is totally cool. The only thing it needs a ringer that plays a song more annoying than anyone else."

Mother of teenage boy vacuuming up music.

Box of Tissues

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

'I must warn you that bagpipes sound exactly the same when you've finished learning as when you start. . .'

Fear of Public Speaking

"You definately have a musical ear"

"We interrupt ocean sounds for the following pledge drive..."

A dog in a room jumps in fright from the sound of a guitar string suddenly breaking.

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

An advertisement in an apartment window reads 'Drum Kit For Sale' - the sign in the neighbours window reads 'Thank God!'.