Noise Tolerance Trainer Gifts

"God, I hate cows."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

Sportsman and music

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

"My sensitivity trainer says I have to say 'good morning.'"

Confucius say: shut up.

Sport

"Jordan takes his wife's wind chimes – he shoots!"

Turn that noise down !

'Whenever I need a little peace and quiet, I do without,'

'For the next sixty seconds, this station will make an annoying 'BEEEEP' sound....'

Blower wars.

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

"O.K., she's sitting down to write in three....two....one...."

"It was heaven before this."

Planet of the Slightly Irritating Squeaky Things.

'Just like nature, I abhor a vacuum - especially when I'm working!'

Plane annoys penthouse apartment.

"It's the people downstairs complaining about the noise again."

You're better than my last sensitivity training instructor, but uglier. Training session.

"For the New Year, I've decided to listen more and talk less."

'And that concludes our sensitivity training, any questions? Yes? That fat, big-nosed gentleman in the back?'

"Don't you find the ringing of one's mobile phone most annoyingly irritating, Terence, my good fellow?"

Golf Putt

'What's the discount for the noise issue?'

Wrapper Crinkling Area

"When I asked them to keep quiet, they gave me these sleeping pills."

'The gray sedan on the left. Its car alarm ruined my nap!'

New neighbours

"Blimey! Those floorboards are squeaky..."