Sensitivity Trainer Gifts

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

"My sensitivity trainer says I have to say 'good morning.'"

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

The Sensitive Dude.

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

'Why is it you never sign up for any trainings?'

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

Sport

'Treat me easy this morning.'

"I think it's funny, but that guy may have a problem with it."

Sensitivity Reader

'No one is making fun of you. You're just being overly sensitive.'

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

"God, I hate cows."

"Your problem, Trevor, is that you're very thin skinned."

Box of Tissues

"We may go vegan in the cafeteria."

"If you're going to get this defensive, I'll drop the subject entirely!"

'Rick and I have decided to be more sensitive.'

"No one is completely abominable."

Psychiatrist catches patient's depression.

'It's alright, it's only simulated sick.'

'I used to be called a sensitive man... now I'm just called a gay man.'

'Perhaps, Madam would care to see our low calorie menu?'

School of Hard Knocks

'And that concludes our sensitivity training, any questions? Yes? That fat, big-nosed gentleman in the back?'

'Multi-skilling course.'

"Not to be a stick in the mud, but I find 'Torch and Pitch Fork Day' kind of offensive."

"Honesty amongst colleagues is vital in our work...of course one has to balance the need for honesty with a requirement to consider the feelings and vulnerabilities of people we work with."

"It's not surprising I'm gluten intolerant. I'm intolerant of pretty much everything."

"Can I help you!!"

"Oh yes - I'm very sensitive...I even cried at my own birth...!"

"Oh, my husband is physically very strong alright, but he's emotionally fragile: he falls apart if you hurt his feelings..."

"Just don't call me a jackass."