Sensitivity Training Gifts

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

"Honesty amongst colleagues is vital in our work...of course one has to balance the need for honesty with a requirement to consider the feelings and vulnerabilities of people we work with."

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

The Sensitive Dude.

"My sensitivity trainer says I have to say 'good morning.'"

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

'Treat me easy this morning.'

"I think it's funny, but that guy may have a problem with it."

Sensitivity Reader

'No one is making fun of you. You're just being overly sensitive.'

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

Box of Tissues

"God, I hate cows."

"Your problem, Trevor, is that you're very thin skinned."

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

"We may go vegan in the cafeteria."

"If you're going to get this defensive, I'll drop the subject entirely!"

'Oliver's a very sensitive singer-songwriter.'

"Sabre-tooth, not buck tooth."

'Rick and I have decided to be more sensitive.'

Psychiatrist catches patient's depression.

"No one is completely abominable."

'I used to be called a sensitive man... now I'm just called a gay man.'

'Perhaps, Madam would care to see our low calorie menu?'

School of Hard Knocks

You're better than my last sensitivity training instructor, but uglier. Training session.

'And that concludes our sensitivity training, any questions? Yes? That fat, big-nosed gentleman in the back?'

Of Course My Mom Still Needs Glasses

"Not to be a stick in the mud, but I find 'Torch and Pitch Fork Day' kind of offensive."

A Man for All Seasons (Except Winter and Summer)

"Oh yes - I'm very sensitive...I even cried at my own birth...!"

"It's not surprising I'm gluten intolerant. I'm intolerant of pretty much everything."