Sensitivity Consultant Gifts

"Not to be a stick in the mud, but I find 'Torch and Pitch Fork Day' kind of offensive."

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

The Sensitive Dude.

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

"My sensitivity trainer says I have to say 'good morning.'"

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

'Treat me easy this morning.'

Sensitivity Reader

'No one is making fun of you. You're just being overly sensitive.'

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

Box of Tissues

"Your problem, Trevor, is that you're very thin skinned."

"We may go vegan in the cafeteria."

"If you're going to get this defensive, I'll drop the subject entirely!"

"No really, I'm a toad too! I found a great dermatologist who treated my warts..."

Psychiatrist catches patient's depression.

"Sabre-tooth, not buck tooth."

'Rick and I have decided to be more sensitive.'

"No one is completely abominable."

'I used to be called a sensitive man... now I'm just called a gay man.'

'Perhaps, Madam would care to see our low calorie menu?'

'And that concludes our sensitivity training, any questions? Yes? That fat, big-nosed gentleman in the back?'

"Don't you find the ringing of one's mobile phone most annoyingly irritating, Terence, my good fellow?"

"While not a native American Indian my self I do find the term 'low man on the Totem pole' to be an offensive stereotype."

A Man for All Seasons (Except Winter and Summer)

"Oh, my husband is physically very strong alright, but he's emotionally fragile: he falls apart if you hurt his feelings..."

"Oh yes - I'm very sensitive...I even cried at my own birth...!"

"It's not surprising I'm gluten intolerant. I'm intolerant of pretty much everything."

"Honesty amongst colleagues is vital in our work...of course one has to balance the need for honesty with a requirement to consider the feelings and vulnerabilities of people we work with."

'I'm not stressed by the belated and crowded subway. I'm stressed by all the stupid mobile conversations I was forced to listen to!'