Sensitivity Specialist Gifts

'Perhaps, Madam would care to see our low calorie menu?'

Psychiatrist catches patient's depression.

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

The Sensitive Dude.

"My sensitivity trainer says I have to say 'good morning.'"

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know."

'Treat me easy this morning.'

Sensitivity Reader

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

'No one is making fun of you. You're just being overly sensitive.'

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

'I'm so relieved Doc: It would have been a tragedy if he had had a peanut allergy...'

"Your problem, Trevor, is that you're very thin skinned."

Box of Tissues

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

"We may go vegan in the cafeteria."

'Achoo! I can't believe I'm allergic to sand. I bet this doesn't end well...'

'Are you sure you are not allergic to seafood.'

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"

"If you're going to get this defensive, I'll drop the subject entirely!"

'Oliver's a very sensitive singer-songwriter.'

'Rick and I have decided to be more sensitive.'

"No one is completely abominable."

“I have $3, a dairy allergy, and a very specific pallete. What can you do for me?”

"Save the loaves for the other 4,999. I am gluten intolerant."

You're better than my last sensitivity training instructor, but uglier. Training session.

'I used to be called a sensitive man... now I'm just called a gay man.'

'And that concludes our sensitivity training, any questions? Yes? That fat, big-nosed gentleman in the back?'

"Not to be a stick in the mud, but I find 'Torch and Pitch Fork Day' kind of offensive."