Sensitivity Reader Gifts

Sensitivity Reader

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

The Sensitive Dude.

dog reading EKG

"My sensitivity trainer says I have to say 'good morning.'"

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

'No one is making fun of you. You're just being overly sensitive.'

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

"Your problem, Trevor, is that you're very thin skinned."

Box of Tissues

Man completely bandaged leaves an eye uncovered so he can read.

I'm here for my training course. - 'Please take a seat' - 'Ah... ten blissful minutes to read the paper in silence.' - '' - 'Did you park in the red bay?' - 'Yes.' - 'Big mistake, 'half pint'. You can't park there.' - 'But...' - 'Move it!!!' - 'Okay, ok

"If you're going to get this defensive, I'll drop the subject entirely!"

Ghost Reading Science Fiction.

"Sabre-tooth, not buck tooth."

'Rick and I have decided to be more sensitive.'

Psychiatrist catches patient's depression.

"I told you not to tell me how it ends!"

'I used to be called a sensitive man... now I'm just called a gay man.'

"If we're going to continue ignoring each other, we'll need a lot more reading material."

'Perhaps, Madam would care to see our low calorie menu?'

'And that concludes our sensitivity training, any questions? Yes? That fat, big-nosed gentleman in the back?'

silence please

"Not to be a stick in the mud, but I find 'Torch and Pitch Fork Day' kind of offensive."

"It's not surprising I'm gluten intolerant. I'm intolerant of pretty much everything."

"Honesty amongst colleagues is vital in our work...of course one has to balance the need for honesty with a requirement to consider the feelings and vulnerabilities of people we work with."

"Oh, my husband is physically very strong alright, but he's emotionally fragile: he falls apart if you hurt his feelings..."

"Oh yes - I'm very sensitive...I even cried at my own birth...!"

Taking every little set back to heart can drain your energy. . .

"In my experience, Ted, the true size of the person is measured by the size of what disturbs him..."