Sensitivity Trainers Gifts

'And that concludes our sensitivity training, any questions? Yes? That fat, big-nosed gentleman in the back?'

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

The Sensitive Dude.

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

"My sensitivity trainer says I have to say 'good morning.'"

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

Sensitivity Reader

"I think it's funny, but that guy may have a problem with it."

'Treat me easy this morning.'

'No one is making fun of you. You're just being overly sensitive.'

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

Box of Tissues

"I said SLIPPERS!"

"God, I hate cows."

"Your problem, Trevor, is that you're very thin skinned."

"We may go vegan in the cafeteria."

"If you're going to get this defensive, I'll drop the subject entirely!"

"No one is completely abominable."

"Sabre-tooth, not buck tooth."

'Rick and I have decided to be more sensitive.'

Psychiatrist catches patient's depression.

'It's alright, it's only simulated sick.'

'I used to be called a sensitive man... now I'm just called a gay man.'

School of Hard Knocks

'Perhaps, Madam would care to see our low calorie menu?'

"Not to be a stick in the mud, but I find 'Torch and Pitch Fork Day' kind of offensive."

"Oh, my husband is physically very strong alright, but he's emotionally fragile: he falls apart if you hurt his feelings..."

"Honesty amongst colleagues is vital in our work...of course one has to balance the need for honesty with a requirement to consider the feelings and vulnerabilities of people we work with."

"Oh yes - I'm very sensitive...I even cried at my own birth...!"

"It's not surprising I'm gluten intolerant. I'm intolerant of pretty much everything."

"Can I help you!!"