Sensitivity Gifts

'I used to be called a sensitive man... now I'm just called a gay man.'

Taking every little set back to heart can drain your energy. . .

The Sensitive Dude.

"Oh yes - I'm very sensitive...I even cried at my own birth...!"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'

'Treat me easy this morning.'

Sensitivity Reader

'No one is making fun of you. You're just being overly sensitive.'

Sensory confusion syndrome.

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

"What the?! They're installing a wind-chime in our tree! I can't stand the things: we have to move!"

Box of Tissues

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

"Your problem, Trevor, is that you're very thin skinned."

"We may go vegan in the cafeteria."

"If you're going to get this defensive, I'll drop the subject entirely!"

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

'Oliver's a very sensitive singer-songwriter.'

"Sabre-tooth, not buck tooth."

'Rick and I have decided to be more sensitive.'

"No one is completely abominable."

Psychiatrist catches patient's depression.

"Don't mind Bill. He's got misophonia."

"Nice to meet you. And may I just say, I don't feel uncomfortable at all."

Displaying Christian symbol deemed offensive.

'Perhaps, Madam would care to see our low calorie menu?'

"Not to be a stick in the mud, but I find 'Torch and Pitch Fork Day' kind of offensive."

A Man for All Seasons (Except Winter and Summer)

"Honesty amongst colleagues is vital in our work...of course one has to balance the need for honesty with a requirement to consider the feelings and vulnerabilities of people we work with."