Sensitivity Comics Gifts

"Sabre-tooth, not buck tooth."

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

The Sensitive Dude.

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

"My sensitivity trainer says I have to say 'good morning.'"

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

'Treat me easy this morning.'

Sensitivity Reader

'No one is making fun of you. You're just being overly sensitive.'

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

"Your problem, Trevor, is that you're very thin skinned."

"We may go vegan in the cafeteria."

"If you're going to get this defensive, I'll drop the subject entirely!"

'Oliver's a very sensitive singer-songwriter.'

"Don't mind Bill. He's got misophonia."

"No one is completely abominable."

Psychiatrist catches patient's depression.

"Nice to meet you. And may I just say, I don't feel uncomfortable at all."

You're better than my last sensitivity training instructor, but uglier. Training session.

'I used to be called a sensitive man... now I'm just called a gay man.'

'Perhaps, Madam would care to see our low calorie menu?'

'And that concludes our sensitivity training, any questions? Yes? That fat, big-nosed gentleman in the back?'

'Too cold at home, too hot here: You can't stop complaining can you?'

"Not to be a stick in the mud, but I find 'Torch and Pitch Fork Day' kind of offensive."

'Doctor, I think I have a onion allergy.'

A Man for All Seasons (Except Winter and Summer)

"Honesty amongst colleagues is vital in our work...of course one has to balance the need for honesty with a requirement to consider the feelings and vulnerabilities of people we work with."

"Can I help you!!"

"Oh yes - I'm very sensitive...I even cried at my own birth...!"

"It's not surprising I'm gluten intolerant. I'm intolerant of pretty much everything."

'I'll just light my pipe before I find the gas leak.'

"Just don't call me a jackass."