Sensitivity Society Member Gifts

"It's not surprising I'm gluten intolerant. I'm intolerant of pretty much everything."

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

The Sensitive Dude.

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

"My sensitivity trainer says I have to say 'good morning.'"

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know."

'Treat me easy this morning.'

'No one is making fun of you. You're just being overly sensitive.'

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

Box of Tissues

"Your problem, Trevor, is that you're very thin skinned."

"We may go vegan in the cafeteria."

"We don't use the word 'crazy' in this office, Mr. Channing. Everywhere else, sure, but not here."

"If you're going to get this defensive, I'll drop the subject entirely!"

'Rick and I have decided to be more sensitive.'

"Sabre-tooth, not buck tooth."

"No one is completely abominable."

Psychiatrist catches patient's depression.

"Nice to meet you. And may I just say, I don't feel uncomfortable at all."

'Perhaps, Madam would care to see our low calorie menu?'

'I used to be called a sensitive man... now I'm just called a gay man.'

'And that concludes our sensitivity training, any questions? Yes? That fat, big-nosed gentleman in the back?'

"While not a native American Indian my self I do find the term 'low man on the Totem pole' to be an offensive stereotype."

"Not to be a stick in the mud, but I find 'Torch and Pitch Fork Day' kind of offensive."

"Gentlemen, one of us is a mole!"

A Man for All Seasons (Except Winter and Summer)

"Honesty amongst colleagues is vital in our work...of course one has to balance the need for honesty with a requirement to consider the feelings and vulnerabilities of people we work with."

"Can I help you!!"

"Oh yes - I'm very sensitive...I even cried at my own birth...!"

Taking every little set back to heart can drain your energy. . .