Sensitivity Guru Gifts

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

"If you're going to get this defensive, I'll drop the subject entirely!"

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

The Sensitive Dude.

Women

"My sensitivity trainer says I have to say 'good morning.'"

'I'm afraid turn out isn't as high as we'd expected...three of them misheard the date, five got the time wrong and everyone from marketing went to a hotel in Norwich by mistake.'

'Treat me easy this morning.'

Sensitivity Reader

'No one is making fun of you. You're just being overly sensitive.'

Box of Tissues

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

"Your problem, Trevor, is that you're very thin skinned."

'Granted, the Board of Directors didn't think much of your proposal, but I think they'll be impressed by your resilience!'

"We may go vegan in the cafeteria."

Bob gets his walking papers.

USA Products: I survived team building, computers,Nafta layoffs,the HMO, outsourcing.'

"Like the boy scouts, Preacher; always prepared."

Service Call Showdown

'Oliver's a very sensitive singer-songwriter.'

'Thinking INSIDE the box is actually quite underrated!'

"Sabre-tooth, not buck tooth."

Psychiatrist catches patient's depression.

'Hello, This is your inner life. Thank you for stopping by today.'

Landing on your feet.

"No one is completely abominable."

'Rick and I have decided to be more sensitive.'

'I used to be called a sensitive man... now I'm just called a gay man.'

"Do you know how unsanitary double-dipping is?"

Talk about healthy, his immune system extends to knowledge!

You're better than my last sensitivity training instructor, but uglier. Training session.

'Perhaps, Madam would care to see our low calorie menu?'