Sensitivity Guru Gifts

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

"If you're going to get this defensive, I'll drop the subject entirely!"

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

The Sensitive Dude.

"My sensitivity trainer says I have to say 'good morning.'"

Women

'I'm afraid turn out isn't as high as we'd expected...three of them misheard the date, five got the time wrong and everyone from marketing went to a hotel in Norwich by mistake.'

Sensitivity Reader

'Treat me easy this morning.'

'No one is making fun of you. You're just being overly sensitive.'

"Your problem, Trevor, is that you're very thin skinned."

Box of Tissues

'Granted, the Board of Directors didn't think much of your proposal, but I think they'll be impressed by your resilience!'

"We may go vegan in the cafeteria."

Bob gets his walking papers.

USA Products: I survived team building, computers,Nafta layoffs,the HMO, outsourcing.'

"Like the boy scouts, Preacher; always prepared."

Service Call Showdown

'Thinking INSIDE the box is actually quite underrated!'

"Sabre-tooth, not buck tooth."

Landing on your feet.

'Hello, This is your inner life. Thank you for stopping by today.'

Psychiatrist catches patient's depression.

"No one is completely abominable."

'Rick and I have decided to be more sensitive.'

'I used to be called a sensitive man... now I'm just called a gay man.'

'Perhaps, Madam would care to see our low calorie menu?'

'And that concludes our sensitivity training, any questions? Yes? That fat, big-nosed gentleman in the back?'

"Not to be a stick in the mud, but I find 'Torch and Pitch Fork Day' kind of offensive."