Environmental Sensitivities Gifts

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"We'll always have Paris..."

Man using to much bug spray

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Sport Utility Boot.

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"Smokey The Tree"

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

Noise Pollution

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

REPENT! Get back to nature

Price may vary with weather.

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

Where's my global warming?

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

"They don't look like an endangered species."

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'