Environmental Sensitivities Pillows

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Man using to much bug spray

"We'll always have Paris..."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Smokey The Tree"

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Sport Utility Boot.

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

Noise Pollution

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

REPENT! Get back to nature

Price may vary with weather.

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'This is where our customers all decided to go paperless.'

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

"They don't look like an endangered species."