Environmental Concerns Gifts

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

'Admit it, you fitted the solar panels the wrong way round.'

'I said 'would you like to join the noise abatement society'?'

"Before we came along, gentlemen, all this was nothing but farmland."

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Petrol Suicide

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

But is it organic?

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"We'll always have Paris..."

"I love you too, big guy."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Man using to much bug spray

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'I admire your floatibility.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'