Environmental Issues Gifts

"Is nuclear power the frying pan or the fire?"

"And if what they say about global warming is true you should have year round use of the pool by 2075."

"I hate to admit it, but a man with a big carbon footprint makes me hot."

'One day this will all be yours - and I'll be out of the country, and you'll be too young to stand trial.'

"Great location, new roof, central air, underground storage tanks full of toxic waste, double garage, ceramic tile?"

"See, son? Daddy's company makes inhalers to help people with asthma."

Landfill Site: The Muck Stops Here

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

"The salesman said that this was the ideal car for life in the fast lane."

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

What Population Problem?

"Looks like we're in for another extreme weather event."

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'I'll never forget that day as long as I live. I was in court, delivering my final arguments in a pesky little environmental case, and I actually felt my conscience leave my body!'

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

"Well, there goes the neighborhood."

Santa Confronts the Industrial Age.

"That's the fourth husband she's put in the ground without any concern for what it's doing to the environment."

The fragrance of prosperity "Think of it not as pollution, but as the fragrance of prosperity."

"I feel like a hypocrite writing a report on the Green Revolution. My trust fund portfolio has oil, mining, and tobacco stocks."

"So, if we can just try and carry on as normal..."

"Another decade or so, and it'll be warm enough for us."

"Good news! We've been selected as a potential burial site for nuclear waste."

'Water has become so scarce, we've had to dilute it...!'

'Go forth, but keep it in your pants!'

"I'm having a lousy anthropocene."

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

"Of course in return for extra money you'll have some new responsibilities - juvenile crime, global warming, that sort of thing....'

'That's the 'green house' effect...'

'You've got a pretty nasty case of humans. Take two asteroids and call me in the morning. The side effects are rather unpleasant, but they only last few million years, then you'll be as good as new!'

My other car is environmentally friendly.

'The only problem with this wind turbine power, is that it plays havoc with my hair!'

'Yes we made mistakes in the past, but it's all water over the bridge now'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

World Energy Crisis.