Environmental Concern Gifts

'Call me crazy, but I'm not reassured...'

"...Now gas is almost as expensive as bottled water!"

Street Style Fashion

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Man using to much bug spray

"We'll always have Paris..."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'I admire your floatibility.'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Smokey The Tree"

Sport Utility Boot.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Water company bonus.

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

HELLth Food Sprouts

"It's trickle down."

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

"The homes in this area are beautiful."