Eco Worriers Gifts

"Obsessively worrying about everything isn't a problem in green job applications - it's a prerequisite."

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

'We do a lot for the ecosystem.'

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

'She was upset about breaking up with 'Phoenix',your 'plenty more fish in the sea' just made it worse!'

"The answer is space. I'm sending my kids to space."

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

"Martha and Lee are going to be doing our environmental hand-wringing."

"So you want to leave Germany when the Greens come to power. . . Will you take the yacht, the lear jet or should I get you a rubber dinghy?"

"You hear that? New Zealand plans to tax cow burps. You have been warned!"

"All I'm saying is, I wished for an endless summer vacation, and now the glaciers are melting."

'I told you this house was too near the nuclear reactor. My G-gnome's already been damaged.'

'Our office is on the 14th floor, Peters... you should forget about rising sea levels.'

'Call me crazy, but I'm not reassured...'

Expectation - Man Awaits Tree So He Can Hang Himself.

'I'm afraid CO2 emissions are prohibited.'

Look at all our kids' clothing! Sneakers made in Vietnam. Pants from China. Sweaters from Thailand. Sports gear from Macau! They don't need so much stuff!! One obvious rule will stop all this consumerism. Good idea! Kids! From now on

"Before we came along, gentlemen, all this was nothing but farmland."

'Do you want to reconsider? Headquaters just said we're going green.'

"I enjoy dressing up as a tunneller."

"Do you every worry that the world's ending and we're just sitting here waiting for brunch?"

Although not an UNQUALIFIED success the climate summit has pointed us in the RIGHT DIRECTION...and we are confident that in the FULLNESS of time with APPROPRIATE levels of investment then there is a strong POSSIBILITY that there will be SOME ....BUGGER!

'So much for 'Antarctica: The last wilderness': It's full of so-called Eco-Tourists now...'

'Your dog is worrying my sheep. . .'

'Admit it, you fitted the solar panels the wrong way round.'

"And here's the office of Mister Sloane, the company's new futurist."

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"You've got composter syndrome."

Putin Missile