Environmental Worrier Gifts

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Nervous Oral Testing

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

The West Stealing the Resources of the East.

"I dunno...ask him."

Keystone XL

'What did you do in the great whale war, grandad....'

'We do a lot for the ecosystem.'

The Seahoover

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

"It's not easy being green…"

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

Earth Reset Button.

"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"

Political Science. Politicized Science. Stem Cell Research. The Morning After Pill. Global Warming. Air Quality.

"The answer is space. I'm sending my kids to space."

'She was upset about breaking up with 'Phoenix',your 'plenty more fish in the sea' just made it worse!'

"I wish these Humans would take their rubbish home with them..!!"

Concern Chart

"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."