Wildlife Worrier Gifts

'Nature makes me nervous!'

'Frank has an obsessive fear of hitting a deer.'

Bitchbark Canoe

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Swan Fairy Tales

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"Sign my yearbook?"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Look, a bug!"

Fly Fishing

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Duck Hunt

Bears catching fish

"Mind the whale, dear."

Piranhaclaus

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Garden Goddess.