Environmental Worrier Mugs

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Nervous Oral Testing

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"I dunno...ask him."

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

The West Stealing the Resources of the East.

Keystone XL

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

'We do a lot for the ecosystem.'

'What did you do in the great whale war, grandad....'

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

"It's not easy being green…"

The Seahoover

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"

Earth Reset Button.

'She was upset about breaking up with 'Phoenix',your 'plenty more fish in the sea' just made it worse!'

"Give me all the books you have on Global warming!"

Concern Chart

"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."

"The answer is space. I'm sending my kids to space."

"I wish these Humans would take their rubbish home with them..!!"