Climate Worrywart Mugs

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

But is it organic?

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"We'll always have Paris..."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

The New Normal

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

Mother nature takes her course.

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Deforestation.

"What's that, girl? Melting ice are shifting water systems causing fish to change habitats, threatening coastal communities with rising sea levels, and causing permafrost in the Arctic to release more greenhouse gas?"

Is it me or are we getting a lot more wind lately?

"Here's the marketing department's solution."

Sea Change.

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

The Unsuccessful Animal Foreign Exchange Program.

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

'These are preliminary results, but there seems to be a correlation between global warming and baby boomer women's hot flashes.'