Environmental Debates Gifts

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

"You're fired."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

An informed voter is a good voter

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

Water company bonus.

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

SAGE mentality

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

HELLth Food Sprouts

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"It's trickle down."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

US Energy Needs.

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"A little required reading before your G7 summit."

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Trump Mask

'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

"I'm no expert but I think global worming would be a good thing."

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

Car Breast-Feeding