Environmental Discussions Gifts

"I wonder how the experts can talk about increasing temperatures within years... the same experts who can't even do a reliable forecast for tomorrow..."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

The interested bystanders.

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Water company bonus.

HELLth Food Sprouts

"It's trickle down."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"A little required reading before your G7 summit."

US Energy Needs.

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

"I'm no expert but I think global worming would be a good thing."

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

The Santa Myth, 2015 edition

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

Earth Day Summit.

Car Breast-Feeding

Happy New Year!

The West Stealing the Resources of the East.

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

Oil in Nigeria.

"In mitigation, Sunny Chemicals would like to point out that prior to contracting his skin allergy, Mr Crumb was already ugly."

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

"Wow! If global warming goes on it will cut our heating costs by 12 percent!"

The Train to Nowhere

There's no real oil emergency...

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

Disasters